Ridikzappa 1:05 Sun Apr 16
Drunken On-Line Shopping
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Anyone else buy shite from eBay or Amazon when drunk like me?
Tonight i have bought a Nazi stamp collection, a box-set of 80's drama 'Hart To Hart' and a woollen-lined toilet seat warmer
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Attwood
11:05 Sun Apr 16
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Not online, but on my way home, bought a chinese at one takeaway and a kebab at another,- why i don't know. decided to ride my bike and balanced one each side of the handlebars. fell off taking a shortcut across a field, scooped the chinese back into the container but thankfully passed out when i got home. had to throw it the following morning as full of grass and dog ends. happy days.
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Roger Mellie
9:35 Sun Apr 16
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Returning home from a night out drinking in the great city of London, I found an unopened 'Best of Lenny Kravitz' CD in my pocket.
I hadn't bought it online, but, felt you should all hear my story.
Don't think I've ever played it.
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Coffee
9:25 Sun Apr 16
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For sale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6qIrsIPkx4
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lab
8:50 Sun Apr 16
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I love threads like this !
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joe royal
8:04 Sun Apr 16
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Nothing will beat Hatred's 300 quid bagpipes.
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SecondOpinion
7:59 Sun Apr 16
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I hired an escort online once when I was drunk.
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jfk
3:58 Sun Apr 16
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My mother in law is a Mick bought me a "Pressure King" electric pressure cooker for Christmas a good yolk to be honest.
Bought me another one for my birthday four months later.she loves a drink.
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Alfs
3:56 Sun Apr 16
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I put a ridiculously stupid low offer in for a house when pissed, after hearing a rumour that the present occupants wanted rid quick. Being pissed I was also incredibly arrogant and rude, saying I couldn't be bothered to view the property. I got a short shrift reply from the Estate Agent saying it's much too low and would I consider raising the offer by 50 grand.
Staying in character, though now sober, I sent off another arrogant and rude email saying "No, stop wasting my time, I'm far too busy to negotiate such things. I have a portfolio of properties" (blatant lie)
A month later I got another email saying that they would like to accept your offer. It was a steal, and I bought it. Only to find myself living next door but one to said estate agent, who soon realised that I'd been talking bullshit.
Still, got a cheap house.
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Johnson
3:34 Sun Apr 16
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I bought a copy of the programme where there's players blacked up and one dressed as Hitler.
Fuck knows why. About £10 it was.
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normannomates
3:31 Sun Apr 16
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Zappa
Solid investment regarding hart to hart.
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Gavros
1:46 Sun Apr 16
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My nephew asked for a captain jack sparrow hat for Christmas so I went looking for one on ebay and found just the ticket for 15 quid all the way from China. When it arrived about a month later I was somewhat disappointed to find it was a hat to go on a toy jack sparrow.
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Thunderlips
1:40 Sun Apr 16
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Before decent internet porn was available I bought a one night pass for Television X on my cable box, it was fucking shite
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Tomsdad
1:28 Sun Apr 16
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Sounds to me that you're not really drunk, just stupid!
No offence meant!
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Gavros
1:24 Sun Apr 16
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I once bought a really bad coloured in drawing of Pat Butcher with her tits out that someone who was obviously mentally ill had done and put up on ebay for £4.54.
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Spandex Sidney
1:08 Sun Apr 16
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No you didn't
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